haha. the jokes below were provided by mingkeat and melissa.

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haha

i love my new nick -- i am nobody, and nobody is perfect.

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now. it's jokes time.

1. ants have 6 legs, 3 on each side. so when it walks on a sandy path, it will leave a path of 2 trails. however, when one ant crossed the sandy path. it only left one trail. why ?

2. there are 10 fishes in a tank. 1 died. wil the water level increase or decrease?

3. one day, when shuwan walked to her fridge, she knew that there was an ant in it. how did the freaking smart shuwan knows that there is an ant inside?


ans is in white. highlight below to see.

1. cos it was on a bicycle.
2. increase, coz the 9 fishes will cry.
3. coz shuwan saw a bicycle outside the fridge.
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